Cheese for everyone

First things first. It's not good news from the hospital, I'm afraid. Following her accident with the Wensleydale, my wife's condition has worsened over the last couple of days. There has, says the doctor, been some inter-cranial bleeding and she has suffered several seizures due to swelling of the brain. She is now on a life support machine and the doctors are, to the say the least, not overly optimistic about her chances of survival.

Yes, it's been a depressing couple of days, and matters were not improved this morning by the news that the police are investigating the incident with a view to prosecuting me for attempted assault occasioning actual bodily harm. If she doesn't make it, I could be looking at a murder charge.

Anyway, enough about me. I thought it would be amusing to ask what was your most embarrassing cheese-related experience. Mine was when I was in a cheese shop and pointed at some camembert. "Please could I have quarter of a pound of that brie?" I asked. I wished the ground would open up and swallow me!!! Luckily, there was some brie right next to the camembert so the cheesemonger didn't realise my mistake.