Cheese for everyone

Today's blog update is a little late, I'm afraid, as this morning I suffered a tragic accident which led to me being hospitalised for several hours. Without wishing to go into too much detail, whilst my wife was out I decided to place a block of Wensleydale cheese onto a high shelf above the kitchen window to give her a nice surprise on her return from the shops. Unfortunately, whilst standing on the draining board I slipped on a pile of discarded Babybel skins and fell awkwardly. Unfortunately, I was wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown at the time and it flew open, causing part of my body to become entangled in a Venetian blind. As I attempted to extricate myself from the blind, I fell backwards, suffering a further mishap involving the crevice tool of the vacuum cleaner.

On a lighter note, does anyone have any favourite cheese jokes they'd like to share? Here's one I've written to get the ball rolling.

Q: Why can you fly a kite in a cheese shop?

A: Because of the bries which is (are) there.